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The 20 Lemun Russe going down the chaos marines asses: Real shit ¿!¿

Bro how much does he get insulted for them to be able to fund an entire new Death Star

Dude knew they were dead anyway 😂

Now she's the ship. And a wraith

This has always been the problem; usually, the Guard are fighting upstart rebels with slug throwing weapons and surplus gear. Against them, the Guard absolutely does clap their cheeks as is proper. Guardsmen really are well trained, well disciplined and tough soldiers....the problem is when they go up against things like immortal ancient killer robots, Giger-esque killer bugs, manifestations of sentient sin, blue skins with gundams and cannibal walking chicken allies, and living fungus built like the Incredible Hulk with a literal fetish for brutal combat.

Pov my tall ass with my short bff:

If dark eldars or slaneesh so much enters the same solar system as me, I throw myself in a volcano

The "Fun Dungeon" killed me. X3

Considering credits are around 1$ in todays cash just for the metal alone for the death star is around 825 trillion dollars ☝️🤓

Another Guardsman next to him turn stove and simply says a lot

My boy look what you have done.😂

“To each of us falls a task, and all the emperor requires of us guardsmen is that we hold the line and die fighting. It’s what we do best, we die standing.”

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" Hes not even that short

Ayo 😅

THEN GREASE MEH UP WOMAN!😂😂😂

Hell yea

Me watching this multiple times so he gets loads of credits

incoming spicemarines

the one who said 69 isnt a tech priest😂 probably a slaaneshi

2002 grevios was vicious

TK22879, how many people said you about short? TK22879: About almost to build another death star, and also pay up. Me. Dang it, fine.

Real

Does anyone know how the officers know every Stormtrooper operating number? They dont have a H.U.D, and theres no badge or significant difference between each trooper besides basic genetics, which change what they look like, to distinguish each one. How do they know the exact serial number?

Mmmh perhaps we should consult the electro-priests....perhaps they will be blessed by the machine spirit via their connection with the motive force to the true correct number

How many had say it to where it’s close to funding a third Death Star

Okay hear me out, Slaneesh Sisters of Battle.

Sometimes technology makes things more complicated.

XDDD

Perty: At least i can rely on you, Mortarion. Mortarion: About that, i have to be six Hundred feet away from you, so you dont get space aids. Also, sorry. (Secrety Mortarion was Omegon)

One's a rage boy, the 2nd a sick boy, and the last a mind-f*ck boy. I'm surprised that all three were paying attention at all.

Yeah its hell

LEEEEROY JENKIINNNSSS!

Poor perty, no surprise he ended up saying “screw you guys, I’m going home”

It is said that the Lord of Iron still has back problems to this day.

Open the gate a littleeee 🤣

Alpha Legion is the only legion that it is acceptable for them to swap sides every day. They are the Italy of the 40k Universe.

SCP TASK FORCE REFERENCE

Black Dragons ：You're kidding me ?!

That "a little~" is cute for some reason

kind of sigma

I thought TK 22879 Would Say "Yes, Yes I Am." Like Its A Phineas And Ferb Scene.

Hey if big E approves.

Thats funny

Not even Ciaphas Cain was perfectly immune to Slaneesh alluring charms ! 😢

My combat medic in a game whos 4'11:

They might have a shit KDA but they lead in kills

Its that for me but instead people ask why are you so short tf you think genetics dumb@ss

I scratched it. Every piece of damage on that ship is because of me. Bring it on, Barbie. 😎😎😎

Fun fact: since they said they are almost to their goal to funding a third death star, and they pay up 1 credit as a penalty, That mean 3 TRILLION PEOPLE have said that line. That is over triple the amount of people ON EARTH

When Cadia and Catachan Regiment fightd together